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25 June 2007 @ 08:09 am
SHE-DEVILS IN THE MIST  


PHOTOGRAPHER: MARVEL ENTERTAINMENT/ KHARI EVANS
EXPEDITION: SHANNA THE SHE-DEVIL: SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST #2

In this rare expedition photo, a She-Devil demonstrates typical behavior in its natural habitat. While scavenging for food , she rubs her scent glands (located in her substantial hind quarters) across tree trunks to mark her territory. It's a painful process, judging from her grimace, for the glands must be rubbed raw to release the scent- which is why the She-Devil prefers as little skin covering as possible.
This She-Devil appears to be in an advanced state of heat and is ready to reproduce. Unfortunately, male She-Devils are all but extinct, and she must make do with the more-than-adequate phallic pleasures of her dinosaur's claw and tongue.
 
 
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the Cyberpilate: kimota!cyberpilate on June 25th, 2007 01:49 am (UTC)
I don't think that's Cho. Marvel.com says the "photographer" is Khari Evans.
MANSTREAM COMICS AWARDSmanstreamcomics on June 25th, 2007 01:56 am (UTC)
whoops. thanks!
The Event Horizon of Awful Thingsthetathx1138 on June 25th, 2007 01:57 am (UTC)
TTT for the mothafuckin' WIN!
MANSTREAM COMICS AWARDSmanstreamcomics on June 25th, 2007 02:00 am (UTC)
Wouldn't wanna miss putting the blame where blame was due!
the Cyberpilate: hoary hostscyberpilate on June 25th, 2007 04:13 am (UTC)
Well, when it's the regular artist on Heroes for Hire, you know you're in for a classy act.
The Event Horizon of Awful Thingsthetathx1138 on June 25th, 2007 01:58 am (UTC)
Wow. I never thought I'd miss Greg Land...
anderson_t on June 25th, 2007 02:02 am (UTC)
I'm sorry, but that little dino at the bottom is priceless--it's a shame it's obscured here by the text. He just looks like he's he screaming: I can see your craaatch! And the other one on the right, also obscured here... Official boob inspector.



This may make me uncool, but I would totally read this, because, I dig prehistoric sexploitation pulp.





The Event Horizon of Awful Thingsthetathx1138 on June 25th, 2007 02:09 am (UTC)
Sadly, I think Shanna is wearing her devil-panties.
anderson_t on June 25th, 2007 02:14 am (UTC)
Are there stores that sell cave-girl bikinis? I want one.
anderson_t on June 25th, 2007 02:55 am (UTC)
Oh cool! LOL!
{I noticed something new about She-Devil there...what's up with her face? Is farting in a dinosaur's mouth the new sexy in fanboy objectification trends?)


lolcomics: c is 4 cootchielolcomics on June 25th, 2007 08:07 am (UTC)
lolcomics thinks that 'kini bottom on the left looks like the world's biggest, ugliest merkin.

lolcomics is traumatized.
The Event Horizon of Awful Thingsthetathx1138 on June 25th, 2007 11:14 am (UTC)
With your grammar, you've earned it. ;-)
lolcomicslolcomics on June 25th, 2007 01:41 pm (UTC)
lolcomics' grammar is just an affectation. We use it so everyone will think we're cute.
We're also trying to obey house rules about cutespeak, and try to make sure any word usually spelled with three vowels has at least two of them.
The Event Horizon of Awful Thingsthetathx1138 on June 25th, 2007 10:56 pm (UTC)
Don't worry, I know it's an affectation. I just like being a Grammar Nazi. SEIG!!!!
Melony: breedgothwitch on June 25th, 2007 02:39 am (UTC)
I'm not certain if that's the dino's tongue or a piece of poo playing peek-a-boo down her leg....eww either way.
Jkarabellajkarabella on June 25th, 2007 02:52 am (UTC)
I dunno, the tongue placement is kinda tasteless, if you bother to look that closely at the cover. But it's cheesecake silliness on the cover about a book about a woman who comes from a dinosaur land hidden in Antartica... it's not like I expect the cover to make much sense.

That and I honestly don't know anyone who reads or used to read it.

Personally I can't help but think there are more popular and mainstream covers to be mocked without the use of PhotoShop. That and well, the infamous Greg Land mutant Pamela with the elongated arm and no internal organs.
lolcomics: harblslolcomics on June 25th, 2007 08:13 am (UTC)
lolcomics applauds the gratuitous use of Nat'l Geo to make a connection between mid-century topless savage porn and the sleaze of today.
How very meta of the Manstream!

We are trying to figure out the face. It looks like someone punched the Devilish She in the head with Katchoo's Katina Choovanski's Strangers in Paradise face.
Also, Devil She should have that curvaceous tumor on the top of her left breast checked.

Does the jaw of the dino head between StSD's legs look like StSD's junk fell out of her junglekini?
Zrath-Smiley: Frenchmanzrath on June 25th, 2007 09:07 pm (UTC)


I too noticed the Katchoo Face and was nonplussed.

The dinosaur tongue thing is horrible, terrible, and not nice.
What is wrong with these comicbook decision-making type persons?


Tammy Leetammylee on June 25th, 2007 02:13 pm (UTC)
The first thing that entered my mind was, if she doesn't have the technology to make actual clothing then how the heck did she get a forged steel weapon? Shouldn't she be carrying a piece of flint?

I also find it tasteless to have goopy blood strings hanging between her legs.
tammy212tammy212 on June 25th, 2007 07:00 pm (UTC)
Sssstreeeeammmm, you so naaaaasssty....
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