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30 June 2007 @ 01:24 am
WHY HAVING INTERNAL ORGANS and ABDOMINAL MUSCLES IS A GOOD IDEA  
MICHAEL TURNER'S RED SONJA VS. SPIDERMAN



The battle can only end one way:













If Michael Turner, Greg Land, and Frank Cho all leave comics, Manstream will lose eighty percent of its material. Thank you, Turner, Land and Cho, for providing us with a steady stream of painfully amusing pictures. We love you guys. No, really! After all, you only hurt the ones you love.
 
 
 
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Obscure Dragondragonluk on June 29th, 2007 06:40 pm (UTC)
As a sword fighter, all I could think was, "Hmm, she left herself way exposed. I don't even have to use a blade - a solid kidney punch will have her out."
tammy212tammy212 on June 29th, 2007 11:51 pm (UTC)
>>As a sword fighter, all I could think was, "Hmm, she left herself way exposed. <<

There's no sense even getting started on her technique. Once started on that long and dreadful road, you'll only give yourself a migraine, and no one will draw her sword work any better. Trust me. It's been this way for thirty years.
SW pain bringer: BITCH POWERsw_inku on June 29th, 2007 06:56 pm (UTC)
It looks like Spider man is about to grab himself a hand full of lady parts there. NICE.
dejadrewdejadrew on June 29th, 2007 09:37 pm (UTC)
How much do they pay Turner to draw covers? Could we match it? Cause I would totally pay Turner not to draw. We could all pitch in, have a "Pay Michael Turner Not to Draw" fund.

...Failing that, we could get a bunch of us to chip in a few bucks to buy Turner a copy of Dynamic Anatomy for the Artist, and maybe hire a goon or two to beat him over the head with it.
Shaenon K. Garrity: No!shaenon on June 29th, 2007 10:03 pm (UTC)

Yeah, what's with the long stretch of pipe-cleaner abdomen Michael Turner draws? It's weird. It looks like a giant hand grabbed her around the middle and squeezed.

Saddest of all: this is one of the best Turner covers I've seen! Most of them are much more hideous! At least Spider-Man looks good, and Red Sonja has thighs thicker than her knees.

P.S. PORNFACE!
(Anonymous) on June 29th, 2007 11:19 pm (UTC)
greg land + pornface
Please see Land's cover of Ultimate Power #8 - Captain America is clearly enjoying having reached orgasm there. It's made a bit more freaky than usual by his chinstrap.

The Event Horizon of Awful Thingsthetathx1138 on June 30th, 2007 03:49 pm (UTC)
Yeah, but calves much narrower than her knees.

And Spidey, IMO, looks A) too thin and B) his head's too enlongated. This isn't a superhero fight, it's how they settle arguments at Anorexics Anonymous.
anderson_t on June 29th, 2007 11:29 pm (UTC)
I'll pay him to make covers for Yaoi Press.
tammy212tammy212 on June 29th, 2007 11:53 pm (UTC)
This works only if you pay him so much and give him so much work that he never does regular comics again.
tinpan on July 1st, 2007 02:57 pm (UTC)
Then you must really not like yaoipress.:p
The Event Horizon of Awful Thingsthetathx1138 on June 30th, 2007 03:48 pm (UTC)
Both of those characters look like they have birth defects.

Although in defense of Frank Cho, at least his cheescake makes an effort to be well-drawn.
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